Thursday, November 29, 2012
Tuesday, November 27, 2012
Hey I'm still alive and kickin!
"randall randy parker died november"
The above is what someone Google searched and wound up on my BLOG.
The reports of my untimely demise are greatly exaggerated.
The above is what someone Google searched and wound up on my BLOG.
The reports of my untimely demise are greatly exaggerated.
Monday, November 26, 2012
Friday, November 23, 2012
What are the tax law changes for next year? Here they are.
Thanks to ECU Economics Hall of Fame graduate Greg Sisk who put this together and permitted publication.
www.funnyeconomist.com/TaxLawChanges.ppt
Wednesday, November 21, 2012
Tuesday, November 20, 2012
Sunday, November 18, 2012
Saturday, November 17, 2012
Thursday, November 15, 2012
Wednesday, November 14, 2012
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
Monday, November 12, 2012
Sunday, November 11, 2012
Hee hee.
In parochial school,
students are taught that lying is a sin. However, they are also advised that
using a bit of
imagination is okay to express the truth differently, without lying. Below is a perfect example of those teachings:
An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
"Of course child. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the Customs
limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Hide it
under your Robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said,"Go ahead, Father. Next please!"
imagination is okay to express the truth differently, without lying. Below is a perfect example of those teachings:
An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
"Of course child. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the Customs
limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Hide it
under your Robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said,"Go ahead, Father. Next please!"
Saturday, November 10, 2012
Friday, November 9, 2012
Thursday, November 8, 2012
Wednesday, November 7, 2012
All in for the lost decade. Congrats to the President.
Look to France for your future because the road map could not be clearer. Have a nice day.
Tuesday, November 6, 2012
Saturday, November 3, 2012
Friday, November 2, 2012
Thursday, November 1, 2012
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