Sunday, May 2, 2010
Race Track Humor....
A group of second and third graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses. When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, the girls were instructed to go with one teacher and the boys with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the Men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting them up one by one above the urinal.
As she lifted one the last one, she couldn't help but notice that he was... unusually healthy. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You must be in the third grade."
"No, ma'am, " he replied. "I'm the jockey riding Silver Bullet in the seventh."