
OK all you degenerate horse players out there, time once again for Professor Trackman's rules of horse race gambling. I have purchased these with blood and treasure. I give them to you free: 1. Do your handicapping for yourself. 2. If you can’t take the losses don’t bet. 3. Greed Kills. 4. Winners correct their mistakes next time out. Losers bet bigger trying to cover…which will never cover in the end. 5. Never get too high or too low. 6. Scared money don’t win. 7. Women and booze don’t mix with horses. 8. Don’t bet a beaten favorite coming back trying to do something he has never done before, anything. 9. Exotic bets should supplement straight bets and never supplant them. 10. Eat your betting money...but don't bet your eating money. 11. Every time that gate opens, expect to be humbled. Whatever you do this weekend, Good Luck!
7 comments:
"Here comes Ben"????? - I thought the odds for there were, well, what's the word? - Inflated!
The morning line or the post odds? Either way I am wounded. Anyone who wants to know I am suffering is now getting their wish.
these odds
and sorry for your suffering
Dear IHawk: Now I got you (I was in hard core horse playing mind set). All of your fears are justified. That 70s Show is looking us square in the face. All we need is some geopolitical nastiness in the Middle East and we are off to the races so to speak (please forgive the pun).
Try Alabama vs. LSU Day!
This horse racing lingo is worse & more confusing than econometrics
Herbstreet: I looked at over 50,000 independent numbers to handicap the card for Saturday. It takes about 10 years to have any chance at all to win in horse race gambling. Start today...tomorrow only 3649 days to go.
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